Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby
That SOmebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history.
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct
That Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.
Somebody said being a mother is boring ......
That Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good."
That Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices .
That Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.
That Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first.
That Somebody doesn't have five children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books ........
That Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery .
That Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten.
or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back .
That Somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married .. That Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home ....
That Somebody never had grandchildren.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her .
That Somebody isn't a mother.
Pass this along to all the "mothers" in your life, even if you are not a mother this is just too beautiful not to share!!
